May312012
My Moral Parsimony score is 56%
The average is 61%
;n; I’M SORRY.
Oh there’s more
Geographical Distance [how greatly the location of people involved determined anything]: 50% (as opposed to the average of 67%)
Family Relatedness [how much the relation of people involved mattered] : 50% (average is 49% whew, i can live with that)
Acts and Omissions [How little of a difference i saw between purposely doing something or knowing about something and not telling them] : 100% (average: 60%)
Scale [if the amount of people involved mattered] : 25% (average: 70%)
9PM
I’m taking this Morality quiz thing and
it’s… it shouldn’t be this haaaaard! WHY DO ALL THE CHOICES HAVE TO END IN PEOPLE DYING?! I DON’T WANT TO KILL ANYONE. BUT I DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO DIE BECAUSE I DIDN’T KILL HIM!
Can’t i just
bind this hypothetical person up and put him away in a closet somewhere? Or maybe talk him out of killing these 10 people? GOOD GOLLY.
NO. WHY WOULD I BE SABOTAGING A PIECE OF MACHINERY?!? OF COURSE I’M RESPONSIBLE IF DUDE LOSES HIS LEGS!!
Oh god. Now the situation is i just bought someone a bottle of some drink… oh guess what dummy, you just bought this person POISON. WHY DIDN’T YOU FRAKING CHECK THE BOTTLE DIPSHIT? OH COOL, I HAVE TO GIVE THE BOTTLE OF POISON TO MY FRIEND. YES I AM MORALLY RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE I DIDN’T CHECK THE BOTTLE NOR DID I JUST GET HIM A DIFFERENT PRESENT! APPARENTLY.